It has come to my attention the Facebook applications that I used to associate with humor now is just breeding ground from 15 year old hopeless romantics and jesus freaks. I don't like it.
From Facebook Flair:
"nick jonas's girlfriend": No. You're. Not. Stop being a delusional little brat and do something with your life. He's not even that hot. And I ask you, does he know what to do with any household tool, ie. monkey wrench; I doubt it.
"with every kiss; and every hug you make me; fall in love": Gag me. Not only is this incredibly retarded, it is also improper grammar. Yes, I know, coming from me. But that is just wrong. I hope they suffer a terrible dramatic breakup, which they will, because they are 15 and hormonal.
"WWJT What Would Jesus Text?" Nothing, actually. I betcha that fun loving Jesus of the Old Testament that you all scorn gays because of would also see technology as the devil. You're going to hell.
"I have random conversations with an imaginary Nick Jonas" Oh......... my... My only regret is I have no idea how many of these flairs have been sent, though I'm guessing a lot since it was only on page 27. Scary.
"I do whatever my rice crispies tell me to": hilarious
1 comment:
this is why I love you
rock me sexy Jesus.
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